Once upon a time not so different from our own there lived a beautiful fairy woman named Lily. Now like all the fairies do, Lily lived in the forest of Blue. The forest of Blue was not blue really, it was like any other forest you have ever seen or heard of, big trees, happy animals, blah blah blah, the whole nine. Only real difference was the fact that no man had ever seen or been to the forest, making it the most beautiful place left on Earth. And this, where no man had been, is where our cute little fairies reside.
Now despite popular belief, most fairies aren't like Tinkerbell. Take Lily for example, (for this imagine there is elevator music playing, a spotlight is shining on Lily, shes standing on a slowly turning platform and an announcer that sounds like what can only be described as Isaac Hazes hosting a bidding auction says) Our beautiful Lily stands at 5 feet 2 inches. She has long flowing red hair and the prettiest biggest bluest eyes you've ever seen. Aside from the fact that she has wings on her back, not so different from a butterfly, you'd think she was human. (And the bidding starts at 100$, do I hear 100$... No, just kidding, back to the story, sorry.)
One day while Lily was sitting in a pond bathing when a group of what seemed to her to be fairies who lost their wings started walking toward her. She tried to run but the men were too fast and captured her, and took her back to their van. She cried and cried but the men just stared at her and wrote notes in little note pads, all but one man. This one man, who goes by the name of John, looked at her frowning. Once the van stopped moving the men threw Lily into a big cage and went into their tents for the night.
In the middle of the night John came out to speak to Lily. "Hey, I'm John, Whats your name?" He said to her. Lily, still whimpering, raised her head and replied "I'm Lily. Please help me, I'll do anything." John looked at her with that same frown before he said "I don't know if I can. Your a fairy, if we bring you back home we could make millions. No one has ever been to this forest before, and it seems this is the only place fairies live from what I've seen." At this Lily paused, she didn't know what to do or think. Then it hit her. "I'M A PRINCESS! If you save me, you can be my prince and live here with me and we can be happy forever. My father is king and he will be indebted to you if you save me."
So, John, being the human he is, took her up on the offer. First he had to make sure his co-workers would never find him or tell anyone else of this forest, so while they all slept that night he burned each and every tent. Then he freed Lily and returned to her Castle deep within the forest where they were married. The princess was so happy about being saved and getting married, she was more excited than she had ever been in her whole life.
After the wedding (which was huge, everything that lived in the forest attended) the prince and his princess went on their honeymoon (the pond where they captured her. In the forest, there are not many options for a honeymoon). Sitting under the moon light, Lily looked at John and said "This is beautiful. I'm so glad to have met you my prince." John looked deep into her eyes, "Yeah." was all he said, but it was enough for Lily. And they lived happily ever after....
Except that "ever" only lasted about 10minutes. See, As John and Lily were going to do what newlyweds do on their honeymoon, John noticed something... Fairy woman and Human men have very different parts down there, parts that are not compatible. In his rage at the situation John grabbed Lily and carried her back to the van (they left it with the now burnt tents) and took her to his world. Lily cried and cried, even as John sold her to a Zoo of some kind where they promised to take good care of her. After making his millions off her, John lived happily ever after... The End.
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